
More Thrills than Skills - A Half-life in Journalism, Part 26
24/07/2008
Over the next few weeks, allmediascotland.com is to publish, each weekday, extracts from the memoirs of Scottish war correspondent, Paul Harris. ‘More Thrills than Skills: A Half-life in Journalism’, is being scheduled for publication next year.
I was staying in the one-time Beatle’s residence, but I'm now moved on by pre-booked visitor pressure to millionaire, Mrs Frink's place.
Mrs Frink was not in residence so I moved in with her six cats, two dogs and maid and gardener, while she was presumably following what’s going down on CNN. However, every cloud has a silver lining and her maid is turning a few bucks by renting out Mrs Frink’s elegantly appointed chintzy bedroom, complete with four-poster.
Tourism used to provide almost 20 per cent of the GDP and, before the volcano, was the major foreign exchange earner. A few itinerant journos don't quite make up the looming deficit.
In 1994, tourism receipts were US$25.1m.; down to $21.6 in 1995; slumping to $8m in 1996 and, so far this year, languishing at $3m. Mini-industries - like sailing, fishing and tour guiding - have virtually disappeared to be replaced by micro industries like printing T-shirts with that great marketing message of all time, PYROCLASTIC FLOW.
Doom and gloom apart, Ernestine claimed that a major US resort developer was mustard keen to get into the safer northern part of the island with a major development.
Further south, they could have got in rather cheaper. The Sky News team - typically British stiff upper lip - rented a magnificent villa with ash-filled swimming pool in The Very Dangerous Forbidden Zone (with a superb view of the volcano as a background for what newsmen term ‘stand ups’).
Within ten minutes the letting agent was offering to sell them the million dollar pad for just $100,000 . . . Just for fun, they got her down to $50,000. There were some great - albeit speculative - investments around.
As I wrote all this, nobody knew what would happen in the future. Everybody was suffering from some sort of stress. Not so much post traumatic stress syndrome as a continuing stress; the stress of not knowing how long the nightmare would go on. The scientists originally said the volcano would probably be active for two years. Then they said it could go on for another four years . . . In fact, the passage of the months and years would see Mount Soufriere go back to sleep again, for the moment.
Every native Montserratian seemed to have the sort of problems which would terminally fracture any British family: businesses gone, homes and possessions destroyed, people were uninsured and usually still paying mortgages on property they most likely would never see again, paying rent on top of the old mortgage or, worse, living in a communal shelter. For the older and the frail, the deadly silica already was clogging their lungs as silicosis set in.
You couldn't help thinking most societies would have collapsed long ago under these type of pressure. But here the mutual support mechanism ran strong and deep. If you were driving along the road and somebody else was walking, you would stop and give them a lift. That simple. If a friend was driving in the opposite direction, you stopped and talked. The traffic behind stopped and waited patiently. The horn was hardly ever used. The ties of family, friendship or simple acquaintance seemed to endure notwithstanding recent unsettling events: the volcano, fall of government, Rastafarian riots, political demonstrations and an unsuccessful attempt at mass evacuation by a clearly bemused British government.
Down the road from the shelter at St Peter's, children learned Caribbean steel band music in the shade of the wooden church. An announcement from ZJB Radio Montserrat, ‘The Voice of the Emerald Isle in the Caribbean - a Special place for Special People’, usefully advised that “the set of keys lost on the road to St John's can be collected from Mr Sweeney's shop.”
Veronica, a middle-aged woman living in a bus shelter with all her worldly possessions packed in cardboard boxes, is sustained by the unquestioning optimism which stems from deep religious faith. “Every day I thank the Lord for my salvation.”
Everywhere was that resilience, warmth, resourcefulness and feeling of community. The Montserratians may be dismissed as ‘simple people’. By some, as idle and laid back. As an English sailor from HMS Liverpool, who has just finished putting up a tent for evacuees, complained, “Here we are sweating our guts out for these buggers and all they want to do is lie in the sun and swig beer.”
All around him, lying on the lush green grass were indeed the natives, swilling beer and pop. If he'd troubled to ask them, they would have observed that why should they lend a hand with all these mustard-keen British sailors around . . . In the Caribbean you don't put yourself out for anybody or anything without good reason. Especially when you know what's going down, man.
In the next few days, the British government's proposed emergency mass evacuation would bring less than forty people to this tent, rather than the anticipated 4000. And most of them will be seizing the chance of a couple of months and a Merry Christmas with relatives in Birmingham, or wherever.
Yet, despite all that had happened, you heard nothing in the way of self-pity on this island. Princess Diana was dead in a road accident in faraway Paris but a few hours as I made my way to the ferryboat to leave the island at 6 a.m. All along the road, beside the pathetic wooden shanty dwellings, the Montserratian flags were already out and flying at half mast.
Where the flags had appeared from was a mystery and goodness knows these poor people had surely enough problems of their own than to care about the death of some distant, remote Princess.
But that's not the Montserratian way.
* Send your Scottish media news and gossip, in the strictest confidence, to info@allmediascotland.com
I was staying in the one-time Beatle’s residence, but I'm now moved on by pre-booked visitor pressure to millionaire, Mrs Frink's place.
Mrs Frink was not in residence so I moved in with her six cats, two dogs and maid and gardener, while she was presumably following what’s going down on CNN. However, every cloud has a silver lining and her maid is turning a few bucks by renting out Mrs Frink’s elegantly appointed chintzy bedroom, complete with four-poster.
Tourism used to provide almost 20 per cent of the GDP and, before the volcano, was the major foreign exchange earner. A few itinerant journos don't quite make up the looming deficit.
In 1994, tourism receipts were US$25.1m.; down to $21.6 in 1995; slumping to $8m in 1996 and, so far this year, languishing at $3m. Mini-industries - like sailing, fishing and tour guiding - have virtually disappeared to be replaced by micro industries like printing T-shirts with that great marketing message of all time, PYROCLASTIC FLOW.
Doom and gloom apart, Ernestine claimed that a major US resort developer was mustard keen to get into the safer northern part of the island with a major development.
Further south, they could have got in rather cheaper. The Sky News team - typically British stiff upper lip - rented a magnificent villa with ash-filled swimming pool in The Very Dangerous Forbidden Zone (with a superb view of the volcano as a background for what newsmen term ‘stand ups’).
Within ten minutes the letting agent was offering to sell them the million dollar pad for just $100,000 . . . Just for fun, they got her down to $50,000. There were some great - albeit speculative - investments around.
As I wrote all this, nobody knew what would happen in the future. Everybody was suffering from some sort of stress. Not so much post traumatic stress syndrome as a continuing stress; the stress of not knowing how long the nightmare would go on. The scientists originally said the volcano would probably be active for two years. Then they said it could go on for another four years . . . In fact, the passage of the months and years would see Mount Soufriere go back to sleep again, for the moment.
Every native Montserratian seemed to have the sort of problems which would terminally fracture any British family: businesses gone, homes and possessions destroyed, people were uninsured and usually still paying mortgages on property they most likely would never see again, paying rent on top of the old mortgage or, worse, living in a communal shelter. For the older and the frail, the deadly silica already was clogging their lungs as silicosis set in.
You couldn't help thinking most societies would have collapsed long ago under these type of pressure. But here the mutual support mechanism ran strong and deep. If you were driving along the road and somebody else was walking, you would stop and give them a lift. That simple. If a friend was driving in the opposite direction, you stopped and talked. The traffic behind stopped and waited patiently. The horn was hardly ever used. The ties of family, friendship or simple acquaintance seemed to endure notwithstanding recent unsettling events: the volcano, fall of government, Rastafarian riots, political demonstrations and an unsuccessful attempt at mass evacuation by a clearly bemused British government.
Down the road from the shelter at St Peter's, children learned Caribbean steel band music in the shade of the wooden church. An announcement from ZJB Radio Montserrat, ‘The Voice of the Emerald Isle in the Caribbean - a Special place for Special People’, usefully advised that “the set of keys lost on the road to St John's can be collected from Mr Sweeney's shop.”
Veronica, a middle-aged woman living in a bus shelter with all her worldly possessions packed in cardboard boxes, is sustained by the unquestioning optimism which stems from deep religious faith. “Every day I thank the Lord for my salvation.”
Everywhere was that resilience, warmth, resourcefulness and feeling of community. The Montserratians may be dismissed as ‘simple people’. By some, as idle and laid back. As an English sailor from HMS Liverpool, who has just finished putting up a tent for evacuees, complained, “Here we are sweating our guts out for these buggers and all they want to do is lie in the sun and swig beer.”
All around him, lying on the lush green grass were indeed the natives, swilling beer and pop. If he'd troubled to ask them, they would have observed that why should they lend a hand with all these mustard-keen British sailors around . . . In the Caribbean you don't put yourself out for anybody or anything without good reason. Especially when you know what's going down, man.
In the next few days, the British government's proposed emergency mass evacuation would bring less than forty people to this tent, rather than the anticipated 4000. And most of them will be seizing the chance of a couple of months and a Merry Christmas with relatives in Birmingham, or wherever.
Yet, despite all that had happened, you heard nothing in the way of self-pity on this island. Princess Diana was dead in a road accident in faraway Paris but a few hours as I made my way to the ferryboat to leave the island at 6 a.m. All along the road, beside the pathetic wooden shanty dwellings, the Montserratian flags were already out and flying at half mast.
Where the flags had appeared from was a mystery and goodness knows these poor people had surely enough problems of their own than to care about the death of some distant, remote Princess.
But that's not the Montserratian way.
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