Media release: Scottish Bakers sees out 2020 with Address to a Pie

AS was the haggis to Robert Burns, so the humble Scotch Pie is to butchers and bakers across Scotland.

So, to see out this strangest of years, we wanted to share with you our ADDRESS TO A PIE and with it, everyone in the Scottish Bakers family wishes you and yours a happy Hogmanay and a prosperous new year.

The address has been penned by Maurice Irvine, of Irvine’s Bakers and Confectioners…

THERE YE STAUN, BRIMMIN’ WI’ PRIDE

AS A NATION’S FAVOURITE YE’LL AYEWAYS RESIDE

WE ALL ADORE YER CLASSIC LINES

BURSTIN’ WI GUIDNESS, DRESSED UP TAE THE NINES

STRACHT FRAE THE OVEN OR CAULD AS A STANE

WE’LL COME BACK FOR MAIR, AGAIN AND AGAIN

BECAUSE WHETHER YOU’RE NAKED OR FILLED UP WI’ BEANS

YOUR PRICE IS AYE WITHIN ABODY’S MEANS

YER SHELL IS CRISP, NO TOO HARD

JIST THE RICHT BALANCE O’ FLOOR, WATTER AN’ LARD

THE STUFF IN THE MIDDLE? SPICY BUT BRAW

THERE’S NAE THING COULD BEAT THIS, NAE THING ATAW

FOR SOMETHIN’ THAT TASTES SO INCREDIBLY GUID,

YE’R AN ABSOLUTE BARGAIN FOR ROON ABOOT A QUID

AS A TAK-AWA SNACK, YER AYEWAY’S A WINNER

ADD CHIPS ‘N’ PEAS AN YE MAK A BRAW DINNER

YER MAIR THAN CAPABLE O’ FEEDIN’ THE SOLE

ESPECIALLY WHEN YER INSIDE A WEEL-BUTTERED ROLL

YER A DISH THAT FILLS US RICHT UP TAE HERE

AN GOES DOON VERY WELL WI A DRAM OR A BEER

YER A HAND-HELD BANQUET AND YE LOOK KINDA CUTE

BUT YE NEVER HAUD BACK WHEN HUNGER’S ABOOT

YER AS SCOTTISH AS TARTAN, YE’R EASY OAN THE EYE

LADS AN’ LASSIES, I GIVE YOU… THE PIE

AMEN

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