Spike hears the newly-built, combined Daily Record/Sunday Mail editorial hub, where the desk heads are based, has already been given a nickname by the hacks at Central Quay.
Of course, the two crests of desks – forming an eye shape – allied with a thin, oval table in the middle, could be likened to the logo of Channel 4 Reality TV show, Big Brother.
Or then again, a certain part of a woman's anatomy. Hence, the slang nickname: The Fud.
Comment: Does that make people opposed to the hub Fuddites? The Outlaw.
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