BANG! And the Intro is Done

The company that owns cleaning product, Cillit Bang, has taken over the outfit behind condom manufacturers, Durex, and the Metro's Ross McGuinness couldn't resist having a bit of fun with the two 'unlikely bedfellows', particularly in his intro.

“BANG! And the chance of getting an STD is gone…”, he writes of the £2.5 billion deal.

Asks allmediascotland: is it a coincidence that, appearing alongside McGuinness' inspired prose is a story about a rise in HIV infections among the over-50s?