Oo-er, Missus

It was good saucy fun by the seaside for The Scottish Sun chief feature writer, Matt Bendoris, in yesterday's edition of the paper.

Interviewing the new Miss Scotland, Nicole Treacy, the pair were snapped frolicking in the surf, with the double-page spread quoting Treacy, at the outset, saying:

“My bust isn’t actually this size – this bikini makes me two cup sizes bigger.”

To which, Bendoris pens: “Wish my beach shorts did the same.”