Fire at Crematorium, Shocker

Spike liked a story on the BBC website the other day, about the emergency crews being called out to a crematorium in Aberdeen, because of a blaze in the building.

But only because of the headline and the quote in the final paragraph.

‘Fire at City Crematorium Tackled’ has to be on a par with the fabled, ‘Body Found in Graveyard’.

And the last par read: ‘A fire service spokesman said the cremator equipment was “well alight” when crews arrived.’

Anyway, it made Spike smile.

See it, here.

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