Pilot on a High Flyer

The Scottish press corps knew they were in safe hands on Wednesday evening, as they were flying back from Belgrade, after reporting Rangers FC’s ‘victory’ against Red Star, to qualify for the Champions League.

The pilot could hardly contain himself, as he passed on his congratulations to the Rangers squad – also on the flight – plus……..the best wishes of his mates from a supporters’ club in Northern Ireland.

He did, however, resist, breaking into song.

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