Knickers in a Twist

Spike likes the clarification that appeared in yesterday’s Press and Journal newspaper, concerning a stripper arrested for impersonating a police officer.

It reads: “We have been asked to point out that Stuart Kennedy, of Flat E, 38 Don Street, Aberdeen, who appeared at Peterhead Sheriff Court on Monday, had 316 pink, frilly garters confiscated not 316 pink, frilly knickers.”

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