Queue here for…

The opening paragraph demanded a dramatic image and the accompanying pic was duly spread across not one, but two pages of Thursday’s Scottish Sun, which declared: “Nearly 65 people join the dole queue EVERY HOUR of each working day as unemployment soars in Scotland.”

But it didn’t take that much of an ‘eagle eye’ to spot that the pic was no more sinister than a bunch of people queuing outside a football stadium.

Unless Arsenal’s Emirates Stadium has a job centre office located within its portals…